I’m over at NWR this sunny Saturday morning. The coffee’s brewing and someone even took out the garbage. Impressive.
This week I took a challenge and failed. Know I know how Tom feels. And you know what? It’s not that bad.
There are not many photographs of me in existence. Whenever anyone asks if they can take a picture of me, I negotiate. They can take a picture of my feet or they can let me take a picture of them in their underwear.
Once they see my skills with a zoom lens, they back off.
I’ve been a photographer since the days of the Polaroid and with all that snapping, I’ve learned a thing or two about taking a good portrait. Here are some of the notes I’ve made about taking self-portraits:
Wait until the Botox has softened. We know you want to look good but you don’t want to appear dead. So wait until your face has absorbed a bit of that Botox before putting on your pouty face. Continue reading →
Hang on to your corn dog, there’s a website that lists National Food Days (of course there is) and today’s food is the tortilla chip. Why, you ask? I have no fracking idea but let’s explore this topic anyway.
There are 365 days in a year. I’m sure there are more than 365 types of food. How does National Food Day explain that? Do they rotate foods over a five-year period? Do they *gasp* double-dip by serving up TWO foods on a single day? And, if so, what does National Snack Food Etiquette Day have to say about that? Continue reading →