Author’s Note: BlogFestivus is a short-story writing challenge that I hosted in December 2011. It will be back again this winter but if you want to read what it’s all about…keep reading. Each story is linked at the bottom of this post.
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I’ll keep this simple. I’ll also keep it brief. Perhaps short would be a better choice of word.
Back in June, I introduced BlogShorts: 30 short stories, 30 days, 30 words. It was an extremely tight challenge and it sure got your knickers in a twist. Everyone who participated did a great job and very few went commando. (You know who you are.)
I promised to return with another version of this short story challenge later in the year. Well, it’s now later and you’ve waited patiently so…
Hop on the seasonal joy train and sign up. If that’s not reason enough, here’s 12 more “why this is a good idea” reasons:
1. It’s a short challenge. Just 12 stories over 12 days. You’ll be done well before the insanity of the holiday season consumes your every waking moment.
2. You don’t need to come up with a lot of words. Only 144 to be exact (12 x 12 = 144) for each story.
3. For those of you participating in WordPress’ PostaDay2011, you’ll be doing like a two-for-one, which means…DOUBLE CREDITS!
4. I offer up the theme so you don’t have to make your brain go boom. You’ll be writing to “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” One item from the song each day. For those of you who are Christmas-challenged, think of this as a list of really strange things you found in a drawer somewhere. Before you ask, you don’t have to include the my true love sent to me part or the drumming, piping, leaping, dancing, milking, swimming, or laying parts, either. Unless you really want to and then, hey, it’s your story.
5. You don’t have to set up a daily reminder or a prompt. I’ll be on Twitter every morning. Or rather, my stand-in, Ashton, will be. *snicker*
6. Video or audio posts count. We all want to hear your voice crack when you try to hit the high note in five golden rings.
7. You get to use the awesome artwork I designed just for this challenge. Really. No, really, I insist.
8. Once you sign up for the challenge, you can start writing so you got ‘em in the can ready to go. Seriously. I mean, what am I going to do… snitch to your Mother? I use the word “challenge” here in its loosest interpretation.
9. Your blog or website will become part of the permanent collection here on Blogdramedy. That’s worth like…a Teen Burger at A&W (plus $1 off coupon.)
10. The writer who, over the course of the challenge, makes me laugh the hardest, will get a gold-plated invitation to guest blog on Blogdramedy. (Word is…on the street? You could trade this for an empty Double Bubble gum wrapper. Yes, they are too collectors items!)
11. It’s free! There’ll be no PayPaling of any kind here on Blogdramedy. I want you to keep those pennies and treat yourself to something extra special from the Dollar Store this holiday season. Consider it my gift to you.
12. The best reason of all? You might find another writer whose writing makes you laugh (or cry) more than you do after reading your own work. Like that’s never happened. Ha!
I made the list and checked it twice. It’s up to you to decide if you want to do this the naughty way…or the nice.
Sign up by sending me a comment and include your blog or website address. I don’t need to say that we’ll be starting with a partridge and a pear tree, do I? Maybe I do. Start at the bottom and work your way up.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
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BlogFestivus 2011 Participants (in all their unwrapped glory)
Sign up and join us under the mistletoe (just keep your hands to yourself.)
Blogdramedy (writing challenge instigator)
Fix it or Deal
Shouts from the Abyss
Stevil
All My Answers
Tori Nelson
A Few Clowns Short
Grouchy Mom
Rewind Revise
The Original Bean
My life: a constant work in progress
Becoming Bitter
PamBamBam
Clan of the Cave Hair
Words that Rhyme with Purple
Mad Hatters
A Daft Scots Lass
Random Says
Suzanne Forte PR
Slightly Whimsical
Trail Blazer 1
A special note on linking up: It would be great if everyone could include links to the other participants. I know blog real estate is precious — maybe an aside post, a temporary page for the duration of the challenge or just cut & paste the gang at the bottom of each day’s post (just don’t cut yourself) — it’s a nice blog-friendly way to say Happy Holidays!
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OMG! A&W!!1!! I haven’t been to one of those in ages! They don’t have them down south where I live. I have an A&W root-beer mug that’s like one of my prized possessions!
*ahem*
Anyway. Yes, your challenge intrigues me. Consider this my acceptance. But, you should know, Christmas is my least favorite holiday. So, my stories probably won’t be very “festive,” IYKWIM.
If you read the entire post then you’ll know that I’m very strict and will bode absolutely no insolence from the participants. *smirk* That being said, if your stories include a little blood and gore…then you are at least sticking to the traditional holiday color palette…lots of cheery red.
Welcome!
Damn. And I thought one of the 12 reasons was going to be, “I hate my fingernails.”
Sticks and stones may break my fingernails but no amount of witty words will excuse you from this challenge. Go back to my last Twitter DM and reread the words, “You WILL be participating in BlogFestivus.”
Welcome!
This unit will comply.
Time delay must be a real bitch in your universe.
ME! ME! ME!
I’m in!
Something tells me you’re just the tiniest bit excited about this one…I bet you already have your stocking hung by the chimney / wood stove / fireplace / fake wood fire DVD playing on your television screen…whatever, with care.
Ho-ho-ho…welcome!
Of course I’m in. Soooo, I read the whole thing, but I’m still confused… theme is 12 Days of Christmas, but can it be about twelve reasons why Christmas needs to be celebrated in December rather than starting in October/November?
http://diaryofamadgayman.wordpress.com/
You can write about whatever you want as long as you include the day’s words in your story. For example, on day four, four calling birds bitched and moaned about why no one ever called them back over the holidays.
You are now so in! Welcome.
I’m so in! Which is substantially more than just “in”.
http://torinelson.wordpress.com
Way more! Like…so way more…like pi times pi more.
Thanks for joining and being a writing elf this December!
great idea – I’m game. Will we be linking each post up or you’ll just list our blog’s top link?
So just to be sure I don’t stumble on the first one (of course I want someone to stumble on my post but well – you know), we write 12 words about the item of the day.
So “Ten Lords” don’t need to be leaping but better show up on Dec 10 – right?
Please link in “A Few Clowns Short”
http://afcsoac.blogspot.com/
Oh could I have a cold root beer brought to me by a roller skating girl instead?
Then I guess it’s game on! I’ll include all the participants links in each days post…from my end.
However, since it’s only for 12 days, it would be nice if everyone also included links to the others — I know blog real estate is precious — perhaps an aside post where you can list everyone or set up a temporary page. Or, just include them at the bottom of your daily post…cut & paste…just don’t snip yourself.
I’ll add a little note to the BlogFestivus page with this suggestion. Thanks and welcome!
Oops…forgot to answer your other questions. The daily length of the story is 144 words on the item of the day. So yes, on day 10 it’s ten lords…it’s up to you if you want to make them leap.
I’ll link you up and your frosty mug of root beer is in the mail.
I’m in. Love short form challenges!! http://www.rewindrevise.com
Then you’ll love this one…welcome!
Not sure if you got my last comment. But I am definitely in! http://www.rewindrevise.com
Got ya…for some reason WP thought you were spam. I took you out of the can and now you’ll be cooking with the rest of us.
*peeking shyly around the corner* Can I play too? This should be fun!
I think the lead-in to the comment section says, “Don’t be shy. Start a conversation!” You win!
Welcome to the playground. Wear protective gear…it gets a bit rough around here sometimes.
I’m going to have to give you a “Let me think about it…” for this very moment. Sounds like fun, entertaining and an excuse to write more than three post a week. BUT – I don’t want to make any empty promises (like saying I’m giving up donuts for the holidays) so I’ll think about it instead of saying a “I’m in!” for now.
Awesome idea regardless!
It’s 12 days. You can do it!
I’ll save you a space next to the teacher’s desk.
This sounds like fun! I’m coming over on Lisleman’s recommendation.
Oops, I’m at theoriginalbean.blogspot.com
Like the name of your blog and you’re now on the list.
Hey Jene thanks for the shout out. Oh and Blogdramedy (forgot your first name already – I’m smooth huh?) I’ll be posting about this soon. Thanks for correcting my thinking about the word count – 144 words each post.
You can call me Blogdramedy…or you can call me Blogdramedy.
Or, just BD or Dram. I also answer to “hey, you” when the wind is in the right direction and I can hear you over all the thoughts yelling at me in my head.
Welcome!
I’ve been looking to get back into writing and have picked up my tumblr again! I hope I can stick with this! Sounds like a great challenge. I really need writing back into my life.
http://imreadytobenewagain.tumblr.com/
Got the link. You’re in. Thanks!
Glad you decided to tumblr over.
Welcome!
I could have sworn I just commented a while ago that I wanted to participate. Did my comment get sent to spam?
No, it didn’t hit the spam can. It was all me. I’ve been away from the laptop all day. I know. Hard to believe.
Anyway here are my details…(again)
They call me the Bitter one and I would like to participate in this challenge.
Here is my link – becomingbitter.wordpress.com
I’m not the best writer in the world or the funniest, but I want to try anyway.
You’re linked oh Bitter One.
*evil smile* Let the games begin Blogdramedy!
“And in the center ring…”
We are a bunch of evil elves…ourselves…as elves. Excuse me while I go dig out my shoes with the bells. Elves, selves, bells…I need more coffee.
So, just to make sure… Dec 1 – 12, each day 1 post with 144 words short story. Each short story has to have the words from the song that you listed up there somewhere in their short story.
Question: We can use that Blogfestivus image right? Because I want to put it in my sidebar. Part me of wants to make a banner for this challenge too, but I’ll take it one step at a time.
You got it. Each day a 144-word story with that day’s word(s) somewhere in the story. For example, day one: a partridge and a pear tree. Day two: turtle doves. Day three: french hens, etc. etc. until the last day when you’ll have drummers.
Yes, please use the image. I think it’s a big enough resolution for you to use. Have fun! Let me know when you’ve got it up and I’ll come take a look.
This sounds so awesome! First timer, and this intrigues and excites me! I’m in!
Welcome, first timer. We promise to be easy on you.
You’re on the list!
yeah, I think so, why not? I’ve been looking for both short writing exercises, and a reason to revive my blog. Consider me in.
p.s. accepting your invitation via Chime.in
I considered. You’re in.
Thanks for joining and I’m really starting to like the chime.in experience. I think there’s a blog post here but it will have to wait until I can take a breath from NaNoWriMo. *banging head on keyboard*
My world needs a strange-ass challenge like this. So in!
My ass has been called many things but never strange.
You’re so in!
Oops I left out the website part, excitement to write got the better of me. wordsthatrhymewithpurple.wordpress.com
That’s okay. Excitement is good just keep your pants on until December 1.
Only Twelve Days?
I’m in.
Why don’t you get a Linky Link?
Okay, you’re in. Welcome to BlogFestivus!
(Sorry, no Linky Link. I tried that during BlogShorts and didn’t like it. I think I’m too fussy.)
This sounds fun. Now that I’ve waited until (almost) the last minute, please sign me up!
(randomsays.com)
Oh, and did I miss the part where you specified the dire consequences of writing more (or fewer) than 144 words? (Just want to know what I’m getting myself into.)
Whoa…close. You almost missed the buzzer.
The challenge is writing 12 short stories of 144 words each. I know…it’s a challenge! But I guess that’s why it’s called a challenge.
I love this challenge and so know that it will help me to be more creative.
Does this mean you are joining in? If so, send along your blog address, please and thanks.
Yep, yep. Here’s the blog address.
http://suzannefortepr.blogspot.com
Whew…just in under the buzzer.
Welcome! You’re on the list.
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I’m in ^___^
aimeekath.blogspot.com
Squeeee! Okay!
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Hi!!! I randomly found this post and would love to join in on this. But… Am I too late?
ivannae.wordpress.com
If you can crank out six stories/posts to catch up, well then, get your motor running. I’ll add you to the list.
Alright. Thanks! I look forward to the challenge
Okay…the clock is ticking. Time for some bird hunting.
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