Vote for me. Blogdramedy. That’s me with a capital B.
Don’t even bother reading the rest of this post…it’s not that good. But voting for me would be a good thing. Right up there with adopting a stray puppy or voting for Obama. It will make you feel good.
Go here and read the poll then vote. Or if you insist, keep reading until you get to the end, then vote.
I’ve been informed by a very reliable source that I am a finalist on The Byronic Man’s blog segment, “Weekly Question of the Week” or WQW for short. The reliable source was the B-Man himself and he wouldn’t lie to me. EVER!
The question:
What Does The Government Do With All Those Hours They Take From Us When We Turn The Clocks Forward?
My answer:
They’re planning to sell it back to us at a higher interest rate, like time foreclosure.
Okay, you got this far so you know what to do. Go to The Byronic Man and vote.
For me.
Yes, the others gave good answers and they are all worthy potential winners but I named B-Man one of my BOOB! winners so he kind of owes me. Not that he should take that as a bribe or anything. I’m just saying…I’m a 34DD and I let him get a glimpse of my cleavage and he’s never been the same since so…
As the “bribe” word has already come up in this post…I’m offering. What’s it gonna take? I’m open to all offers as long as it doesn’t involve anything to do with chickens.
Can’t come up with anything? How’s this:
If I win, I’ll take a saucy photo of one (or maybe two) of my favorite body parts that B-Man can post along with his announcement of the winner. Which will be me, of course. The body part may, or may not, have warm chocolate sauce drizzeled on it…depends on the point spread.
You may now peel your eyelids back down and go vote. Thanks!
As is my wont, I geared this bribe towards those of the male persuasion. If you’re a woman, or gay, it’ll be a photo of shoes. If you’re a woman and gay, then it’s shoes drizzled in chocolate. I can hear heavy breathing already. If I’ve left anyone out, let me know. As I said, as long as it doesn’t involve chickens, I’m open.
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PS – Byronic Man…sorry for all the pingbacks. You did tell me to embark on a shameless self-promotion blitz.
I voted but I’m not sure why. I just do what I’m told.
And that’s what I like about you the most. You take direction well!
No fair! I went to vote only to see another blogger I follow is also a finalist. What to do…..
Tie breaker: Who would I rather see favorite parts of drizzled with chocolate sauce?
Blogdramedy or Brainrants? That made it real easy!
(for anyone who doesn’t know Brainrants, he is an army office who rides tanks…that clear things up there, Skippy?)
Good luck, Dramedy! Please win….for all of us.
Army? Tanks? Skippy? I must go read him immediately.
Thanks for the vote…that chocolate is melting already.
I clicked “like” because of the cute puppy and planned to stop reading because I’m good at following directions but then my eye caught chocolate sauce but I don’t think that particular offer was directed at me, demographically speaking, so thanks for the puppy picture and good luck!
Ha! I have more men comment on my blog so I naturally lean that way. And then there are the readers of the gay persuasion. However, since I’m an equal opportunity type of gal, I’ll go make a little adjustment.
Hope this didn’t put you off voting for me…
Instead of shoes dipped in chocolate sauce, I highly suggest glitter or, if you want an easier clean up, go with something shiny like… a bedazzle something. It’ll be a hit, I promise!
Ps- Totally voted for you!
Why thank you kind sir!
I guess I’ll have to get in touch with Gary (Glitter) so he can hook me up with some of that.
voted! and you made following instructions so delicious and fun! (yes i’m thinking of those shoes and chocolate drizzles…am a woman, not gay, but it was too much for me…shoes AND chocolate…that’s like…like…you know…totally yumm! louboutins + vosges?
Excellent…thanks! All I can say in response is…choo-choo, Jimmy. Choo-choo.
Can’t…..resist…..the…..puppy…..must….vote…..now……
In other news, how do you think they got the puppy to pose like that? Because it’s genius and I want to give them money to keep doing it.
Well, Byronic Man did a post on winking just around the same time he told me about me being a finalist so I totally had to find something cute that was winking. This puppy was like divine fate…or tragedy if I don’t come in first.