Or as I like to think of it…G-String Theory. I never realized before but I must write a lot of smut to attract this kind of attention. Just goes to show what you can do with a degree in Quantum Mechanics.
The next level of technology by the whizz-kids at Apple. I’m taking credit for this one after posting about the iTit.
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
(A friend sent this to me after reading about my iPod challenges. She’s a funny girl. *snort*)
Obviously, these people have homophobic tendencies. Crocs are neither gay nor not gay. Only truly bad taste in footwear.
Penis with a brain.
This has got to be some kind of oxymoron. Right?
White chocolate Benjamin Moore.
A painter’s version of “string of pearls.” (If I need to explain this one to you you haven’t seen enough Sex in the City.)
How to fuck vibrator 101.
I took this course. The teacher gave me a fail. He said I come to late in class.
This must have been my post on hot tamales when I used the words “eat me.”
I have never used those words. NEVER!
Park rangers are my fan base.
Catch a glimpse of my cleavage.
Colonel best fucking chicken in town.
Now that’s a cock fight I’d pay big bucks to see. I’m adding that town to my travel list.
Silver surfer’s cock.
He was written out of Joss Whedon’s version of The Avengers. He didn’t measure up to the rest of the cast.
Another reason to just say no to implants. Eww.
And these were just the tame ones. Then there were the ones about Glenn Beck and Buddhism…
definition: a religion of eastern and central Asia growing out of the teaching of Gautama Buddha that suffering is inherent in life and that one can be liberated from it by mental and moral self-purification