“It won’t fit.” Laura shifted right but the belt pinched her cheek.
Rob stopped his forward movement and reached over for more wine. “I could try pulling it out and putting it back in backwards but it’ll cost more.”
Laura found that to be a puzzler. Why more? It’s always money with this guy. The day she married Rob she knew the cost of her chastity would become an issue. But not like this. Too bad Ken’s still got 2 years on his sentence.
“I don’t care what it costs! Get a key that works or I want an annulment!”
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Hey, sometimes it just doesn’t fit!
I was going for shoes…fits…but it went sideways.
Some men in tights like this – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUtdKm6lERQ
Fabulous! Haven’t seen that clip in years. Thanks for the laugh!
Hey! You won an award! Great post by the way.
http://diaryofamadgayman.wordpress.com/2012/08/24/bitches-love-awards/
Now I have an almost matched set. Thanks for making me a well-rounded individual…not to mention balanced.
This rocks!
Racy stuff.
I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?
Think about it.
I’d rather think of you as the lock picker. Think about it.
If I had a dollar for every time a woman told me, “It won’t fit…”, well… let’s move on.
You’re a big man. In every way. At least your commenters think so.