Avert your eyes. You don't want to see this.

You would think that if you’re invited to walk the red carpet at the GQ Awards, you’d take a cue from the magazine and dress in something that enhances what you have and hides what you don’t.

Not Nancy Dell’Olio. I don’t even know who she is but I know what she isn’t. Rocking this outfit.

A classic FabWhoa!

Beside the fact that a stiff breeze would make her topple over, that side boob show is just plain nasty.

And the picture doesn’t get any prettier from the front.

When it comes to fashion, just because you can fit into a size four doesn’t mean you should.

Nancy, you should have called a stylist. And then interpreted their wild hysterical laughter correctly. Maybe those earrings threw you off. That I can COMPLETELY understand.

I did some googling and in the London Sun last December, she’s quoted as saying:

“We must always do little things to take care of ourselves which prevent doing major work later on, like facials and even a little Botox when you need it.”

Well, Nancy, I’d worry less about the outside and more about the inside. You’ve got bigger issues if you think this look is working for you. But you did make it to the front page of most of the tawdry Interloids…so if you were looking for some attention…you got it.