Victoria's Secret Secret

Victoria’s Secret (yes, THAT Victoria) has a secret weapon. Whenever they are prepping for their annual lingerie show, they call on someone who can spot, in an instance, any distinguishing marks that may, or may not, need to be hidden…or enhanced.

This man’s day job (and sometime night job) has taught him to always be on the lookout for potential panty perps. He’s got a knack. I don’t know if it’s a learned skill or just a natural talent he was born with. Based on my observations, I’m thinking the latter.

Some of you may know him by his aka…Omawarisan. Others may know him as @BlurtBlog. He’s a man of many faces and he’s my bosom buddy. He’s been a guest here on Blogdramedy and I recently set up house in his hood…just to help keep down the criminal element.

Used without permission. I may need a lawyer.

I’ve decided it’s time I made him one of my BOOBS! That’s Blogs of Other Bloggers for those of you not partial to acronyms.

I’ve known him for a while now. His reputation as a must-read blogger dogged me for months before I finally drove over, picked the lock and riffled through his cupboards. He keeps a well-stocked fridge but don’t go looking for anything pumpkin. In fact, don’t even mention pumpkin. Carved or otherwise. Actually…I’d stay away from anything orange just to be on the safe side. Trust me…you don’t want to get off on the wrong foot with this guy. He may decide to make you the subject of a blog post. And not in a good way.

But, if you decide to ignore my warning, be assured that whatever he writes will be well written and full of humor. You’ll be left laughing and forget all about making your one phone call.

If you didn’t click over to his blog earlier, do it now. And while you’re there, take the time to read about his Jolie Pez Project. You’ll see why I know he’s Victoria’s Secret secret weapon. That girl fills out a tee-shirt nicely.