Hear that sound? That’s the sound of summer passing. With the ringing of the school bell, parents everywhere are muttering, “thank you, thank you, thank you.”
Even if you work, summer is intense. It’s not that parents don’t enjoy spending every waking moment of summer vacation with their kids. For the first few weeks it’s a great feeling to have your child’s undivided attention.
Then they turn into that thing you hate most. The bored child. They eye-ball your every move.
Parent: Why are you standing there staring at me?
Child: There’s nothing to do.
Parent: What about that new swing set?
Child: It’s broken.
Parent: How about going bike riding?
Child: It’s broken.
Parent: Well, how about watching a DVD? Don’t tell me…it’s broken.
Child: No, but Mom’s watching “The Bridges of Madison County” again and crying.
Parent: Why don’t you ask your sister to take you to the park?
Child: She’s in her room with her boyfriend trying on her new bathing suit.
Parent: You win. Get your sister. We’re going to the mall.
At some point every summer, a parent flashes back to pre-kid days. That’s when the countdown to the first day of school begins and doesn’t stop until the bell rings.
Here are eight ways to celebrate the end of summer-break boredom, and the return of your car keys.
1. Enjoy a second beer without a lecture on how Bobby’s Dad ended up in rehab.
2. Get a good night’s sleep because for the first time in two months, the kids are in bed before you.
3. Finally find out what happens in Chapter Two of any book you picked up the previous school year.
4. Discover a new strain of mold now that you can gain access to the forbidden zone: your child’s bedroom.
5. Hit the grocery store and be back home in under an hour in the same mood you left the house in.
6. Take guilty pleasure in having your secretary say, “He’s in a meeting” when your child calls you at work for the third time to ask why Mom says he can’t take peanut butter sandwiches for lunch.
7. Belt out the lyrics to your teen’s CD while driving the car without major eye-roll action from the backseat.
8. Discover there’s still ice cream in the freezer, and a clean spoon.
How do you celebrate back to school?