If a picture paints a thousand words then I don’t have to write a post

I admit it. I got nothing. And then I remembered some photos were sitting on my iPod from the Fernandina Annual Shrimp Festival this weekend. I downloaded them and instant presto…a post is born. I could have written funny little sarcastic captions but I think they speak for themselves. I bought the first one after [...]

Friday Drabble: A Mockery

Jilly read the trilogy over lunch…stuffing the words into her brain like a pig snuffling for truffles. After work, starved for more, Jilly decided to see if the movie was still playing. It was and she quickly purchased a ticket. She was the only person in the theater so after sitting down in the best [...]

String Theory: search terms people use to find my blog

Or as I like to think of it…G-String Theory. I never realized before but I must write a lot of smut to attract this kind of attention. Just goes to show what you can do with a degree in Quantum Mechanics. — Apple vibrator. The next level of technology by the whizz-kids at Apple. I’m [...]

FabWow! This is why this guy needs to be freshly pressed

And why I follow Shouts from the Abyss. For witty writing like this: I liked the way Mondays runned it Scheduled posts – veritable political pundit Pure wit on steroids that out gunned it No shit, less twit than an SNL skit Yes, these words of wisdom he created in response to my post about [...]

7 Deadly Sins: a writing contest by k8did

Lenore Diane had a thought…to send me to k8did’s blog to check out her 7 Deadly Sins writing contest. I missed out on the whole Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups group blog extravaganza so this is like she’s throwing me a bone…which I will seriously think about chewing. As a full-time paid-up member of Sloth Bloggers [...]

Why I need to schedule a schedule

My “I bought a Kindle” excuse is only going to get me so far with you lot so I’ve decided that I need to get myself on some kind of schedule* for posting. Unfortunately, many of my usual suspects blogs I read have already co-opted some outstanding ideas. Like “Let’s Play 20 Questions” and “Question [...]

Why some books make me want to gnaw my leg off

Kindle and I are in the honeymoon stage. You know…that fuzzy wuzzy time at the start of a relationship when everything the other does is funny and cute. You yearn to learn every last little thing about each other. Nothing can distract you…you are all wrapped up in the newness of finally finding your soul [...]