Not a creature was stirring. We killed them all.
Well, the 12 Days of Christmas BlogFestivus seasonal short story insanity challenge has come to an end. (Try saying that after a martini or three.) What a hoot! What a […]
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BlogFestivus Day 12: Bang the drum slowly
For two hours, 12 of the most gorgeous men the women from the cruise ship had ever seen held them captive as each man brought his own unique touch to […]
BlogFestivus Day 11: Laying Pipe
It was the evening before the wedding and chef planned to work late into the night. The bride had booked the entire island for the nuptials. Guests were still arriving. […]
BlogFestivus Day 10: Look before you leap
The two gravediggers took a break from their shoveling under the hot mid-day sun and dug out a couple of cold ones from their ice-encrusted coffin-shaped beer cooler. Jake finished […]
The logic of this escapes me. Am I the whitest boy alive?
I want a job as a spammer. They get to be so creative. Here’s a spam comment from my post I’m a customer. Where’s my service? I can so totally […]
BlogFestivus Day 9: You’re a lady. Get Smart.
Agent Ninety-Nine stood in front of the other eight lady agents and went over the rules before the Christmas party. “Remember. He’ll want to get you out on that dance […]
Living cheap can make you rich
We have an old sail boat. This sail boat is now in Florida and is for sale. It’s listed with a yacht broker in Ft. Lauderdale and so far, I’m […]
BlogFestivus Day 8: Got Milk?
The espresso bar was hopping. Must be the new servers. Jerry told me about them yesterday. Eager to get a peek, Jodie stood on tip-toe, craning her head for a […]
They have the technology. Purolator is not a “they.”
If you’ve followed along…and how could you not considering my rather lengthy post yesterday…I’ve been waiting for my brand new iDevice. An iPod Touch. We last left off with the Mister […]
BlogFestivus Day 7: A Honking Good Tale
(Author’s Note: This BlogFestivus short only makes sense if you read my I’m a customer. Where’s my service? post from yesterday. If you haven’t read that post, go give it a […]
