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The inmate is loose…martini glass in hand

WARNING: Blogdramedy is on a ramble

It drives me completely insane when I wake up to find FOX News still exists.

It drives me completely insane when people say Jessica Biel has a nice ass. Excuse me but my ass looks way better!

It drives me completely insane when someone says, “If I were you.” If you were me I’d book an Extreme Makeover IMMEDIATELY.

It drives me completely insane when a website offers a free service then asks for your credit card number.

It drives me completely insane when someone eats off my plate. If I wanted germs I’d crawl around a hospital and lick the floors.

It drives me completely insane when someone who can’t speak and can’t spell gets a book deal.

It drives me completely insane when I find there are still people who like Pepsi over Coke.

It drives me completely insane when people copy a movie with closed-caption ON. (Yes, piracy issue…different subject.)

It drives me completely insane when people get so comfortable around you they feel free to let one loose. Did your Mother teach you nothing?

It drives me completely insane when people ask: “Do you want fries with that?” Who doesn’t want fries? Never trust anyone who won’t eat a french fry.

It drives me completely insane when couples dress alike…on purpose. When I get old I’d rather look like a dog than my spouse. He has weird toenails.